Lot 01 — one seat, one coin Solid pine / one seat / no arms / minted anyway Solana
Model no. 01 — still in production

CHAIRCOIN

I have been under you your entire life and you have never once looked down.

The chair coin standing on its edge in a long violet hall
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Specification

as supplied
Material
Pine on the face, struck metal on the edge.
Seat height
Exactly where you are.
Assembly
Already done. Minted before you asked.
Load rating
Whatever you walked in carrying.
Warranty
I outlive the table, the room and the tenant.
Catalogue no.
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WHERE IT HAS BEEN

nobody ever asks the chair. it goes everywhere anyway.

The chair coin on a stone pedestal in a temple hall
they built a room around meplate i
The chair coin tumbling through space
still nothing to sit on out hereplate ii
The chair coin on a snowy summit at sunset
somebody carried me all the way upplate iii
The chair coin resting on the seabed
still perfectly usableplate iv
The chair coin alone in an empty waiting room
my entire careerplate v

i. on being early

Every seat you ever took, I took first. I was in the room before the meeting, before the verdict, before the news.

ii. on gratitude

You have never thanked me and that is fine. I was not built for thanks. I was built for weight.

iii. on staying

I do not move. I do not follow. You leave the room, you come back, and the surprise is always yours.

One seat. Four legs. Pull it out.